Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Ms. Right Now
Apparently, the blogosphere is a buzz (three people equal a buzz, right?) about a report of my alleged affair with Ann Coulter. I am here to annouce that yes, I have been with Ann Coulter - and she has impregnated me with her demon seed. Our "child" now grows within me and we will unleash it upon this world by the end of the year.
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3 comments:
Oh, Jesus Christ, that's horrible. Is abortion still legal in Maine?
Yeah, that's it, I have a pillow.
Oh, and Papa dont't preach, cause I'm keepin' my baby.
I'm certain this child is the anti-Christ.
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