Sunday, July 23, 2006

Don't you hate other people's vacation photos?

It's been nearly two and a half weeks since I last posted. During that time away I was earning a degree. See below.

I also spent time with some real scumbags...err...I mean friends.

I wish I had a lesbian gym teacher grab my man boob.

All masters of fine arts, except the bald-headed prick. He was just some weirdo we caught lurking in the women's bathroom. He was pretty pathetic.

And here is a photo of my reading from my point of view. It only covers half the room. They're scarier than they look. I have zero memory of this event. None. I could have gone up there and pissed myself for twenty minutes, and I wouldn't have known the difference.

I guess I offened a couple of people with my writing. It's a crime novel people, there are going to be a couple of foul-mouthed characters - get over it. But there's a small part of me that's just happy to shock a couple of prudes. It feels like victory.


patti abbott said...

No, I hate my own vacation photos more.
Sincere congrats. Can't wait to read the outcome of this endeavopr.

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

Who's that big fat fuck sitting in the back at your reading? Oh, wait...never mind.

Anne Marie said...

mmmm...manboob. mmmmm.

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

I wasn't wearing my best mansierre that day.

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

Ah, you're talking about Lyman's manboobs. I get it. Okay, fine. Doesn't bother me at all. Nope. No, really. Just drop it. I'll be all right.

Anne Marie said...

I'm an equal opportunity manboob lover.