Since John Rickards stole this idea for his blog (read his post here), I guess it's OK for me to steal it from him. What if you changed one letter in the title of a book?
Here are my deranged titles:
BRIGHTON COCK: The study of an evil teenage boy in the porn industry.
THE DAVINCI COME: World famous professor uncovers shocking secrets of Christianity using the DNA code found in Leonardo DaVinci’s semen.
A DRINK BEFORE THE WAX: PIs Gennaro and Kenzie do tequila shots before getting Bikini waxes.
SHITTER ISLAND: An investigation takes place on a rathy stinky island in Boston Harbor.
THE LAST GOOD PISS: PI C.W. Sughrue takes a leak.
IN THE CUM: I think the title says it all.
Other entries can be read in the comment sections of John's blog and Sarah Weinman's post on the subject.