An armless, one-legged man in New Port Richey, FL outran police in a high-speed car chase on tuesday. He was arrested the next day. And this wasn't the first time he's eluded the law! His previous attempt to elude the law was in 1998 when tried to get away from police in a Corvette, hitting speeds over 120 mph!
He has one of the worst driving records in Pasco Country, Florida. No fucking shit.
Maybe I should write that sequel to Hump the Stump after all.