Thursday, September 25, 2008

A Poem by Sara Palin

Excellent Question, Katie

By Sara Palin

That Alaska,
a very narrow maritime border,
between a foreign country: Russia.
And on our other side, the land-- boundary that we have.
Canada, it… it's funny.
A comment like that was kind of made to…
I don't know,
you know, Reporters?
Yeah, mocked,
I guess that's the word,

Our next door neighbors are,
foreign countries.
They're in the state that I am the executive of.
And there in Russia.
We have trade missions,
back and forth.
We, we do.
It's very important,
when you consider,
even national security issues with Russia.

As Putin rears his head,
Comes into the air space of the United States of America.
Where? Where do they go?
It's Alaska.
It's just right over the border. It is.
From Alaska that we send those out,
to make sure that an eye is being kept.
This very powerful nation, Russia.
Because they are right there.
They are right next to our state.


Lyman Feero said...

Poetics. I don't think I could love her more than I do right now.

Fire up the book burnings. I'm in love with a lipstick wearing hockey mom.

Where'd I put those meds anyway?

Steve Allan said...

Talk about a maverick move! Go on national television and ramble on like some kind of deranged hobo wandering the streets. That takes a lot of guts. I think it'll work for her. Just like flying into Washington in time to fuck up an agreement on the bailout to prove that you can really get things done.

Man, the McCain campaign is running things like they have Democrats on staff. I mean, the Dems can only dream of screwing up this badly. John Kerry is sitting back and thinking, "wow, this is pure genius."