Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Happy Apocalypse Everybody!

6/6/06. Day of the Devil, or not. USA Today has an article in today's newspaper. I've been drinking goat's blood all morning, and so far no sign of the anti-Christ. George Bush must be upset that the Rapture didn't happen - he thinks he's going to Heaven.

The most disturbing thing happening today? The Church of Satan is holding some kind of ritual...at the Steve Allen theater in L.A.!


Sandra Ruttan said...

Since it was being held in your honour, you really should've gone to drink some cow's blood.

Sandra Ruttan said...

Or would that be goat's?

Or maybe, in keeping with you being Mr. Noir and all, babies blood?

Okay, back to editing I go.

Steve Allan said...

I don't think it matters what type of blood it is, as long as you're drinking the essence of some animal the Prince of Darkness will be happy. But then again, I'm glad I didn't have too much yesterday since the End of Days didn't arrive.

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

Wasn't the world supposed to end a couple of days ago? I guess I was busy and didn't notice it. Fuck. Another disappointment of Y2K proportions. Civilization, such as it is, still stands and we're still alive and stuck paying on our credit card bills, mortgages and college loans. I wish these fucking doomsday prophets would quit teasing me.