Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Ms. Right Now

Apparently, the blogosphere is a buzz (three people equal a buzz, right?) about a report of my alleged affair with Ann Coulter. I am here to annouce that yes, I have been with Ann Coulter - and she has impregnated me with her demon seed. Our "child" now grows within me and we will unleash it upon this world by the end of the year.

4 comments:

Andy said...

Oh, Jesus Christ, that's horrible. Is abortion still legal in Maine?

Anne Marie said...

Will this "child" really be "unleashed," Steve, or will this be another Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes fiasco? (She totally stuffed with a pillow.)

Steve Allan said...

Yeah, that's it, I have a pillow.

Oh, and Papa dont't preach, cause I'm keepin' my baby.

Sandra Ruttan said...

I'm certain this child is the anti-Christ.