My son thought he was being helpful this morning by getting the can of fish food and feeding his goldfish, Nemo and Dory. Of course, he dumped half of the can into the water. We tried to save them, but I guess they chowed down too much. Right now they're "taking a nap" (floating on the surface) and later on they'll be "taking a trip to the doctor" (flushed down the toilet). Well, they lasted a whole month and a day. Here's hoping we can find two fish that look like his late pets.