Thursday, April 26, 2007

Charity Work

I think I'll start a charity and call it FUCK YOU, CANCER. People would donate so they could have this WHO'S ON FIRST routine with their IRS auditor:

"What's the name of this charity?"
"Fuck you."
"Well that's no way to be. I just need to know the name."
"Read my lips. Fuck you."
"Third base!"


Sandra Ruttan said...

That could be a lot of fun, especially when cold-calling for donations.

pattinase (abbott) said...

I'm with you, brother.