Progressive Attitude

You know those HBO "documentaries" that delve into human sexuality in the most superficial way, mainly as masturbation material thinly disguised as something educational? There's Real Sex and Cathouse - mainly for perverts too cheap to rent real porn. So anyway, I was watching an episode of Pornucopia, a wonderful series about the adult film industry that only shows the positive, happy side of porn (is there any other side?), and they were doing a lovely porn montage when they cut to a guy-on-guy blow job scene - just as I put a banana in my mouth! The shot lasts all of three seconds, but it just happens to come up as I wrap my lips around my phallic fruit. I'm watching this, feeling a weird kinship with the muscular dude on his knees, questioning why the most delicious fruit in the world has to be shaped like a dick. So, what do I do? I just shrugged my shoulders and ate the banana. Very progressive, indeed.

"Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind." - Jonah Hill, Superbad