Jesus, turned on by a documentary about Ron Jeremy; that's even sadder than watching the porn. Is it Jeremy or was it because it was a documentary? Next thing you know, Dave's getting nervous after you rent March of the Penquins. "Please, baby, not another documentary. Why not some other fetish? Golden Showers? Come on, honey, why don't we piss on each other like other couples?" Sicko! You know why I don't do the golden showers? Because I never want my wife to turn to me years from now and ask, "Why don't you ever pee on me anymore?" You hear those words and you know the magic's over.
Truer words were never spoken.
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Two words: Cleveland Steamer.
OK, this isn't name your fetish day. Don't mention whatever you put your poor wife through.
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