WTF? In the less than 24-hour period since I posted yesterday's little piece on what bizarre searches lead to my blog, these keywords sprout up:
dog fucking stories (twice!)
dog fuck, stories
fucking the neighbors wife short stories (twice!)
hump my stump
wire cameo laura lippman
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Four people looking for some canine action, one person hoping for dirty pictures from Cheyenne, a couple of people looking for some quality fiction on the carnal activities of the neighborhood and a few surfers hoping to catch their favorite writer on the TV (which of these kids is not like the other?). I guess these are my readers. Maybe I should just accept it and cater to their tastes. So, look out tomorrow when I talk about how to screw the pooch, read some literature on your Wyoming neighbor's wife riding a stump while watching HBO. I'll probably get the most hits ever.